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There’s a new poster out for The Men Who Stare at Goats. It positions the main actors perfectly for you to compare their profiles. A poll in the office suggests that the goat comes out on top, in terms of both strength of features and awesomeness of facial hair. (A sharp-eyed team member noticed that Ewan McGregor is the only one without any facial hair. Do you think that means something, psychologically? Or is it just a reflection of his character, clean-shaven journo Jon Ronson? In which case: where are the specs?)

Many questions, few goatees. Oh dear, it’s been a long day. We apologise for the nonsensical post but as the tagline says: No goats, no glory!