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02/12/2008 @ 13:24

P Diddy wants to be Bond, misses point

KingoftheMods's picture
A while back we posted a link to Dennis Hopper's execrable advertising short for the Tod's Pashmy bag. Well, we have another offender in the category of millionaires who can't just make an ad, but have to force-feed us their creative vision along with their crappy products.
P Diddy has made a monstrous mini-film that purports to advertise his fragrance, "I am King" but is clearly an over-zealous audition for the role of James Bond.
Matching meaningless soundbites ("don't fight what has already been written") to footage of the humourless rapper jet-skiing, lounging and marching hither and thither under the protection of two supermodel/bodyguards, the film brings the crazy in true Diddy style. Just one thing: if he's ever seen a Bond movie, he should know that it's the villains who own the luxury yachts.
Enjoy "a brief in the impossible", right here, right now.
03/12/2008 @ 11:27
stringer_mash's picture
Sadly for Diddy, once again he completely misses any connection with the rest of mankind. And this audition will surely go the same way as his bid to be the CEO of Sony Records, or officially recognised as the second coming. In any case - Bond does not ride a jet-ski like he is painfully constipated.
04/12/2008 @ 16:32
Angela's picture
I'm not sure how anyone can take this seriously