You know that really awkward moment when you stub your toe and you just want to scream a swear word at the top of your lungs only to find your parents/boss/the vicar in the room? You end up saying things like “fffffffudge” or “sssssssshhhhhhhugar”.
It’s a similar thing when films with swearwords get broadcast on TV, “motherfucking” magically gets turned to “monkey-fighting” or “Monday to Friday”; “fucking cocksucker” becomes “fairy god mother”; the c-word becomes “sloppy”; “pussy” becomes “chicken” or “pineapple”; “fucked” becomes “plucked”; “motherfucker” becomes “Mr Falcon” or “little sucker”; “jerk off” becomes “cool off”. Sentences no longer make sense, Pulp Fiction’s Jules Winnfield (Samuel L Jackson) ends up going from: “My eyes are wide fucking open” to “my eyes are wide focused open”. Sometimes the voices don’t even match!
Check out the video below featuring Snakes on a Plane, The Usual Suspects, The Departed, Scarface, Die Hard 2, Pulp Fiction, Basic Instinct, There’s Something About Mary, Beverly Hills Cop, Casino, Wild Things and The Big Lebowski.
Video via Gawker.tv, freak you!
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