And the Razzie Award goes to…

It’s always an honour to win an award. And to walk away with an armful is beyond words, especially when they’re Razzies. Or is that – except for? That would depend on who you’re asking.

Forget about The Hurt Locker winning big at the Oscars, it’s all about the Razzies and its big winner, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Despite being the tenth-highest grossing picture of all time in the US, drawing in a massive $836 million worldwide, Transformers could do no worse, taking home three Golden Raspberries (out of a possible seven) for Worst Picture, Worst Director and Worst Screenplay and being described as “overlong, over-loud, under whelming toy-based sequel”. Ouch.

Sandra Bullock manages a first, taking away the Oscar for Best Actress and the Razzie for Worst Actress (All About Steve). They’ll compliment each other nicely on her mantelpiece. The closest anyone has come to winning both of these was Halle Berry, who won an Oscar for Best Actress in 2002, then went on to win a Razzie for worst actress in 2005 for Catwoman. She picked up the award herself and parodied her own Oscar acceptance speech, with mock-weeping and actressy hysteria. Bullock followed her lead in collecting her own award, coming onstage with a trailer full of All About Steve DVDs, which she insisted her audience watch. Here’s her Razzie speech.

“I think that this is an extraordinary award, and I didn't realize that in Hollywood that all you had to do was say you'll show up and then you'd get it. If I had known that, I would have said I was appearing at the Oscars a long time ago…Something tells me you all didn't really watch the film, because I wouldn't be here if you really, really watched it and understood what I was trying to say…This is the deal I'm going to make you. Seeing how when I said I would show up, I miraculously won. I will show up next year if you promise to watch the movie -- and I mean really watch it -- and really consider if it was really and truly the worst performance. If you're willing to watch it and then I will come back next year, I will give back the Razzie…I'm willing to go through page by page of my dialogue, so we're going to be here for a while. I will read the line the way I read it in the film, then I want anyone who wants to give me a line reading of how I could have done better.”

Musical numbers were also hot on the winners list with all three Jonas Brothers (a Disney boy band) being awarded the worst actor Razzie for playing themselves in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. We are happy to take the Razzies’ word for it and take a pass ourselves. Billy Ray Cyrus was the other musical offender, “riding his daughter's coattails and playing her dad” in Hannah Montana: The Movie.

This year’s Razzies also took into account the fact that it’s the end of a decade, adding Worst Picture of the Decade, Worst Actor of the Decade and Worst Actress of the Decade to their awards list. You can check out all the nominations and Razzie award winners below (winners are in bold).

Worst Picture of 2009
All About Steve
20TH CENTURY-FOX
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
PARAMOUNT / HASBRO
Land of The Lost
UNIVERSAL
Old Dogs
DISNEY
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
(AKA TRANNIES, TOO)
DREAMWORKS/PARAMOUNT

Worst Actor
All Three Jonas Brothers
JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Will Ferrell
LAND OF THE LOST
Steve Martin
PINK PANTHER 2
Eddie Murphy
IMAGINE THAT
John Travolta
OLD DOGS

Worst Actress
Beyonce
OBSESSED
Sandra Bullock
ALL ABOUT STEVE
Miley Cyrus
HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Megan Fox
JENNIFER’S BODY AND TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Sarah Jessica Parker
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?

Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus
HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE
Hugh Hefner (as Himself)
MISS MARCH
Robert Pattinson
TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka)
LAND OF THE LOST
Marlon Wayans
G.I. JOE

Worst Supporting Actress
Candice Bergen
BRIDE WARS
Ali Larter
OBSESSED
Sienna Miller
G.I. JOE
Kelly Preston
OLD DOGS
Julie White (as Mom)
TRANNIES, TOO

Worst Screen Couple
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers
THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper
ALL ABOUT STEVE
Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star,
Creature or “Comic Riff”
LAND OF THE LOST
Shia LaBeouf & EITHER
Megan Fox OR
Any Transformer
TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
Kristen Stewart & EITHER
Robert Pattinson OR
Taylor Whatz-His-Fang
TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of The Lost
Pink Panther 2
(A RIP-OFF OF A SEQUEL TO A REMAKE)
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director
Michael Bay
TRANNIES, TOO
Walt Becker
OLD DOGS
Brad Silberling
LAND OF THE LOST
Stephen Sommers
G.I. JOE
Phil Traill
ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Screenplay
All About Steve
SCREENPLAY BY KIM BARKER
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
SCREENPLAY BY STUART BEATTIE AND DAVID ELLIOT & PAUL LOVETT
BASED ON HASBRO’S G.I. JOE® CHARACTERS.
Land of The Lost
WRITTEN BY CHRIS HENCHY & DENNIS MCNICHOLAS
BASED ON SID & MARTY KROFFT’S TV SERIES
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
WRITTEN BY EHREN KRUGER & ROBERTO ORCI & ALEX KURTZMAN
BASED ON HASBRO’S TRANSFORMERS ACTION FIGURES
Twilight Saga: New Moon
SCREENPLAY BY MELISSA ROSENBERG
BASED ON THE NOVEL BY STEPHENIE MEYER

Worst Picture of the Decade
Battlefield Earth (2000)
NOMINATED FOR 10 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 8
(INCLUDING WORST DRAMA OF OUR FIRST 25 YRS)
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
NOMINATED FOR 9 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 5
Gigli (2003)
NOMINATED FOR 10 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 7
(INCLUDING WORST COMEDY OF OUR FIRST 25 YRS)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
NOMINATED FOR 9 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 8
Swept Away (2002)
NOMINATED FOR 9 RAZZIES® / “WINNER” OF 5

Worst Actor of the Decade
Ben Affleck
NOMINATED FOR 9 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 2 RAZZIES®
DAREDEVIL, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, PAYCHECK,
PEARL HARBOR, SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
Eddie Murphy
NOMINATED FOR 12 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 3 RAZZIES®
ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT,
MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME
Mike Myers
NOMINATED FOR 4 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 2 RAZZIES®
CAT IN THE HAT, THE LOVE GURU
Rob Schneider
NOMINATED FOR 6 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 1 RAZZIE®
THE ANIMAL, BENCHWARMERS, DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO,
GRANDMA’S BOY, THE HOT CHICK,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY, LITTLE MAN, LITTLE NICKY
John Travolta
NOMINATED FOR 6 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 3 RAZZIES®
BATTLEFIELD EARTH, DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE, LUCKY NUMBERS,
OLD DOGS, SWORDFISH

Worst Actress of the Decade
Mariah Carey
THE SINGLE BIGGEST INDIVIDUAL VOTE GETTER OF THE DECADE:
70+% OF ALL VOTES FOR WORST ACTRESS OF 2001
GLITTER
Paris Hilton
NOMINATED FOR 5 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 4 RAZZIES®
THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE OF WHACKS, REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Lindsay Lohan
NOMINATED FOR 5 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 3 RAZZIES®
HERBIE FULLY LOADED, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK
Jennifer Lopez
NOMINATED FOR 9 “ACHIEVEMENTS,” “WINNER” OF 2 RAZZIES®
ANGEL EYES, ENOUGH, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, MAID IN MANHATTAN,
MONSTER-IN-LAW, THE WEDDING PLANNER
Madonna
NOMINATED FOR 6 “ACHIEVEMENTS,”“WINNER” OF 4 RAZZIES®
DIE ANOTHER DAY, THE NEXT BEST THING, SWEPT AWAY