Big Nothing

Big Nothing is a pretty wicked movie that you and your friends, and your mum, and your mum’s cousin’s pet badger would all enjoy. Big Nothing has actors with mad skills, a cracking story and a fab director. In order to make sure you find the film Big Nothing amid all the flotsam, jetsam and cute kitten pictures online, this page advertising Big Nothing has to be searchable by bots. Yes! We live in the future and your robot slaves will seek out entertainment for you, including the frankly rather ace flick Big Nothing. Of course, bots ain’t too smart – they might miss Big Nothing, along with other great titles here on IndieMovies – which is why we have to keep shouting it out. Can you hear us bots? We will keep repeating Big Nothing, we will crowbar Big Nothing into every sentence, even when there is no apparent need for any further utilisation of Big Nothing. Because if we were to cut back on uses of Big Nothing, if we were to let our Big Nothing ratio dip, then the internet will take its ball and go home, and leave us shivering alone in the cold. Which is a pretty draconian penance for the simple want of us yelling Big Nothing on a more frequent basis. So please forgive us if we rather overuse Big Nothing, if there is glut of Big Nothing, there is barely room to move for all the deployments of Big Nothing, but we need to keep the Big Nothing flowing. Big Nothing, Big Nothing, Big Nothing!