The Auteur

The Auteur is a pretty wicked movie that you and your friends, and your mum, and your mum’s cousin’s pet badger would all enjoy. The Auteur has actors with mad skills, a cracking story and a fab director. In order to make sure you find the film The Auteur amid all the flotsam, jetsam and cute kitten pictures online, this page advertising The Auteur has to be searchable by bots. Yes! We live in the future and your robot slaves will seek out entertainment for you, including the frankly rather ace flick The Auteur. Of course, bots ain’t too smart – they might miss The Auteur, along with other great titles here on IndieMovies – which is why we have to keep shouting it out. Can you hear us bots? We will keep repeating The Auteur, we will crowbar The Auteur into every sentence, even when there is no apparent need for any further utilisation of The Auteur. Because if we were to cut back on uses of The Auteur, if we were to let our The Auteur ratio dip, then the internet will take its ball and go home, and leave us shivering alone in the cold. Which is a pretty draconian penance for the simple want of us yelling The Auteur on a more frequent basis. So please forgive us if we rather overuse The Auteur, if there is glut of The Auteur, there is barely room to move for all the deployments of The Auteur, but we need to keep The Auteur flowing. The Auteur, The Auteur, The Auteur!